Second Life Events I Almost Attended

BRIGHT SIDE OF BAD GIRLS!!!
I thought the fact that they were bad girls was the bright side. I decided against going because I felt I couldn't handle further upside.

ALL DAY PIRATE EVENT @ SHARKBITE
Ultimately, I lack the commitment to be an all-day pirate. I'm a one, two hour pirate at best.

Pizzaria!!!!
The enthusiasm almost makes up for the fact that...it's a pizzaria.

Vanilla Mondays at Les Femmes
Rumor has it that Thursday is Mint Chocolate Chip. I am so there.

GOTH BALL @ Mahalai Succubus
I was disappointed to discover that this is not a sporting event.

BARELY THERE @ THE IRON FIST!!!
Warning: this is not an educational event about how to avoid prim ghosting. I learned this the hard way.

--==NAKED hour at Klub Kink 500L Contest!!=--
Only an hour? They could learn a thing or two from the pirates. Worth attending for when the hour is finally up, and the revelers, feeling the shame of their nakedness, dress quickly and flee from the leering hunger of strangers' prying eyes. Or so I imagine.